just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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