Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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