YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
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