It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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