yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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