he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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