How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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