I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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