Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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