a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Banned from zoo.
Again?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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