I wannas sexs uuuuu
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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