We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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