i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
