He had one of those small greek statue penises
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Randomize
