no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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