my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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