She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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