you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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