Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
