What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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