school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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