drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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