Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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