isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
He felt like a one man threesome
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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