so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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