we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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