How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
