Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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