you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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