doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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