You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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