I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You made out with two different species that night
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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