i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Randomize
