Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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