I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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