any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Panties = found
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