4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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