And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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