when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize
