i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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