if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I faked an abortion last night.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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