After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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