that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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