the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
it's like heaven, but drunker
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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