No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
