Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Randomize
