Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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