There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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