currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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