he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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