who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
She announced her abortion via fbk
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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