So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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